This book is filled with mouthwatering images that will bring you to your knees. These hot and juicy chicken recipes will leave you wanting more and more! This is the fantasy book you've been waiting for... your oven will see you now. 
$11.39
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Why fall asleep with hot guys when you can fall asleep with some hot fries?! Nothing says "Sweet Dreams" like a nice side of hot, crispy french fries! Fall asleep dreaming of this mouth-watering, carb filled, delicious food staple. 
$11.99
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The "Ring For Wine" bell will help notify your butler, husband, boyfriend, relatives, pets, and anyone in the vicinity that you are in desperate need of yet another glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. Darling, fetch me a glass of wine, don't waste any time!
$10.99
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Why pay thousands of dollars for a degree from some state college when you can just buy a fake one off of Amazon?! No one is really going to notice the difference plus you can pick the name and date for the certificate! Save time, money, and be in control of your own GPA!
$13.99
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The "Sleep All Day, Dance All Night" pillow set might be the most realistic piece of decor you'll ever own. Not only is it 100% true but these pillows look mighty comfy- actually scratch that, I think I'll just sleep all day AND all night...
$35.99
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Nothing (not even dinner with your parents) will make you feel like a failed adult than realizing a child has a nicer playhouse than your real house! The Grand Portico Mansion Playhouse is for children everywhere who are in desperate need of their own mini-mansion. 
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These are the business cards you'll actually want to hand out all the time! Let those around you know just how much they suck on a day to day basis. If they have a problem with it then they can call 1-800-NO1-CARES. Have a nice day moron!
$14.99
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Now in this house right har, we is real classy! If wine is good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for us! These mason jar wine glasses will be perfect for any affair- preferably one outside with some good ol' BBQ and mashed potaters. 
$13.22
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This is the ultimate door mat for saying goodbye to that one frenemy, ex, in-law, or acquaintance you would rather die than have over for a visit! If they're annoying, rude, bitter, mean, accusing, or just flat out boring then- "Bye Felicia!". 
$34.00
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It's never too soon to teach the kids about lawsuits and suing someone! How else are they going to make a living?! The Lawsuit Game is a fun and competitive way to learn about legal stuff- plus it makes for great family bonding time!
$29.99
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With this product you don't have to be a millionaire to have a super cool hidden room behind a bookcase!! With this hidden door hinge system, you can turn any room into a secret getaway. Now you can live out your fantasies of being a secret agent!
$139.95
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This tent is perfect for getting close to nature without having to *actually* get close to nature! Stargaze all night and enjoy admiring the wild with this unique bubble tent. We recommend not undressing or keeping expensive items in sight- for obvious reasons.
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