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The sooner your infant knows that beauty is more important than personality the better! Baby might not have mastered the pouty lips yet but this pacifier will help her out. If she doesn't already have you wrapped around her little finger, she will soon!
$10.99
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It's never too soon to start bending those child labor laws! If baby's going to do all that crawling around, they might as well do their part as a member of your household and get to mopping! Teach the importance of a clean house from day one.
$44.95
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Because sometimes dads just need a little help! This one piece will make sure you put it on right every time... maybe! Those onesies are super complicated and overrated anyways... why can't babies just wear jeans and a t-shirt?!
$17.99
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You definitely don't want your offspring to be a basic baby. Let Lil Jon, Lil Wayne, and 2Chainz inspire your infant's gangster look with this unique pacifier. Baby didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose baby! Baby got binky!
$7.55
Amazon
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It's never too soon to start thinking about your baby's future career (and your retirement!). This book includes basic web design symbols and visual patterns. Teach baby all the HTML basics before he can even talk... you might have a future Zuckerberg on your hands!
$8.09
Amazon
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Your baby can now be a total gentlemen with this cute mustache pacifier! Keep your little man calm while teaching him to act like a gentleman all before he can even walk. At this rate your baby is definitely going to be impressing the little lady babies!
$9.03
Amazon
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