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Why fall asleep with hot guys when you can fall asleep with some hot fries?! Nothing says "Sweet Dreams" like a nice side of hot, crispy french fries! Fall asleep dreaming of this mouth-watering, carb filled, delicious food staple. 
$11.99
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The "Ring For Wine" bell will help notify your butler, husband, boyfriend, relatives, pets, and anyone in the vicinity that you are in desperate need of yet another glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. Darling, fetch me a glass of wine, don't waste any time!
$10.99
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The "Sleep All Day, Dance All Night" pillow set might be the most realistic piece of decor you'll ever own. Not only is it 100% true but these pillows look mighty comfy- actually scratch that, I think I'll just sleep all day AND all night...
$35.99
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This is the ultimate door mat for saying goodbye to that one frenemy, ex, in-law, or acquaintance you would rather die than have over for a visit! If they're annoying, rude, bitter, mean, accusing, or just flat out boring then- "Bye Felicia!". 
$34.00
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Everyone can agree that playing Jenga is super fun- especially after a few drinks!! Jenga Quake takes your favorite bar game and makes it even more exciting! With a timer and a vibrating base, your pull out game better be strong!
$29.64
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We all remember growing up with our Furby! If your child self didn't think to save them and pawn them off years down the road then now's your chance to get in on this collector's item! Sure, they're somewhat creepy but you know you'll always love those big eyes!
$187.95
Amazon
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It's like your high school superlatives but better! Great for finding out what your friends really think about you, this game will make your parties hilarious. With up to eight players, we definitely recommend using alcohol with this game!
$14.99
Amazon
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Cigs and Lips are a classy combination and what better way to show off your exquisite taste for designer lipstick and Marlboro?! This Lipstick shaped cigarette lighter is a must have for hitting a night on the town. You'll look smokin' for sure!
$6.99
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Everyone knows that bigger is better! Your sweetheart will never forget how much you love them when they come home to this 54 inch bear every day!! Get your Valentine an un-bear-lievable gift from the famous FAO Schwarz toy store!
$799.99
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Flash tats are the newest tattoo trend! You can fulfill your desire of being an Egyptian goddess and wear any design you like on your body! The best part? They only last for a few days and they're metallic- meaning SO much cooler than a real tat! Great for Spring Break!
$14.95
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This really totes magotes! If your spirit animal is a goat or you dream of living on a farm filled with furry animals then this keychain was probably made just for you! Keep your keys organized and everything in one place. You've goats to have this!
$11.93
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Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say your legging collection's complete?! Show off your killer legs with these fish scale mermaid print leggings! These spandex leggings are trendy and comfy. You're sure to be attracting mermen in no time at all!
$24.98
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