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These are the business cards you'll actually want to hand out all the time! Let those around you know just how much they suck on a day to day basis. If they have a problem with it then they can call 1-800-NO1-CARES. Have a nice day moron!
$14.99
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With this product you don't have to be a millionaire to have a super cool hidden room behind a bookcase!! With this hidden door hinge system, you can turn any room into a secret getaway. Now you can live out your fantasies of being a secret agent!
$139.95
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You might be a workaholic if you need your cufflinks to double as a USB flash drive! Be dressed for success with these mini 4G USB flash drive cuff links! You'll rock the board room with your style and charm... and presentation via flash drive! 
$9.99
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The Fred and Friends Desk Egg paperclip Nest is an adorable way to keep track of all your paperclips! This nest is everything it's cracked up to be and will have you organizing in no time! Comes with 50 gold paperclips so you can look super fancy. 
$12.14
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Now you can really mess up someone's schedule! Looks like they won't be making that important meeting! This is the perfect clock for anyone who loves being on time and punctual. First impressions are important... this clock is sure to ruin that.
$8.22
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This utensil set will transform all your pens into forks, knives, and spoons! It's great for when you leave your spoon at home and don't want to be one of those losers who has to eat their yogurt with the lid... we've all been there!
$8.14
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This isn't remotely terrifying or anything! The Spider Computer Mouse will up your nerd game and you'll never have to worry about anyone snooping on your computer. This mouse lights up colorful, includes an USB connection, and each spider is REAL.... yay nature!
$18.22
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It's time to embrace the muffin top... and no we're not talking about that extra flab of skin draping over your jeans! The muffin top baking cups provide a practical look for cupcakes, those gourmet decorated ones just aren't realistic. All cupcakes are beautiful! 
$11.33
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The perfect glassware for every drink concoction that you can't wait to sink your teeth into! These jaw dropping mugs are crafted from handmade glass and feature the ocean's biggest predator. Always remember to never drink and dive!
$9.80
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In an urgent situation when your coworkers are nutritionally depriving you by stealing part of your lunch- the EMT is there to bring you peace of mind. With the Emergency Meal Transport bag you can rest easy knowing no one will ever want to open (let alone touch) your food.
$15.30
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Life can be super stressful but the Smash It stress reliever can help you get out your anger and frustrations one splat at a time! If you're looking for an egg-cellent way to soothe your mind and calm down then this stress reliever will do the trick! 
$4.80
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Have a complaint? Take a number! This grenade sign can help send the message to all of your coworkers and employees that you take every complaint very seriously and you will respond to them as soon as you possibly can... or never. 
$9.99
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