These are the business cards you'll actually want to hand out all the time! Let those around you know just how much they suck on a day to day basis. If they have a problem with it then they can call 1-800-NO1-CARES. Have a nice day moron!
With this product you don't have to be a millionaire to have a super cool hidden room behind a bookcase!! With this hidden door hinge system, you can turn any room into a secret getaway. Now you can live out your fantasies of being a secret agent!
You might be a workaholic if you need your cufflinks to double as a USB flash drive! Be dressed for success with these mini 4G USB flash drive cuff links! You'll rock the board room with your style and charm... and presentation via flash drive!
Everyone can agree that playing Jenga is super fun- especially after a few drinks!! Jenga Quake takes your favorite bar game and makes it even more exciting! With a timer and a vibrating base, your pull out game better be strong!
No matter what's going up on this particular day of the week (fingers crossed it's the club) this shirt will let everyone know your current mood. Squad going up, Netflix going up, work going up, & selfie going up... on a Tuesday.
It's like your high school superlatives but better! Great for finding out what your friends really think about you, this game will make your parties hilarious. With up to eight players, we definitely recommend using alcohol with this game!
The Pillow Remote Control is the kind of invention you've been waiting for your entire life. It's plush and it turns the TV channel- what more could you want? We're still not sure how you sleep on it without turning on every cable system but you'll probably figure it out!
You might have anger issues (or an obsession with guns) if you need a lamp that requires being shot to turn off! The BANG! Lamp will help you perfect your aim skills from the comfort of your own living room and it's a great way to keep your electricity bill down.
Because thumb wrestling should be an Olympic sport! The Hog Wild Pro Thumb Wrestler will take your thumb wrestling game from amateur to pro in no time! Beat your opponents in seconds and be the top thumb wrestler in all the land!
The Beer Belly will help you conceal your real beer belly by providing you with more beer! It's like inception but for alcoholics! Drink whenever and wherever with the 80-ounce beer belly! It's not like girls really like guys with toned abs anyways!
Represent your love for H-Town's Astrodome with this "Remember The Dome" t-shirt by FYHA! Opening in 1965, it was the world's first multipurpose domed stadium. No other stadium will ever compare... RIP to the Eighth Wonder of the World!
You don't need to get a tattoo, you need to get in the kitchen! Bring some delicious food to your dinner table and let this oven mitt provide you with the temporary satisfaction of a half sleeve. It's time to leave the ink at the sink!