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With this product you don't have to be a millionaire to have a super cool hidden room behind a bookcase!! With this hidden door hinge system, you can turn any room into a secret getaway. Now you can live out your fantasies of being a secret agent!
$139.95
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Cigs and Lips are a classy combination and what better way to show off your exquisite taste for designer lipstick and Marlboro?! This Lipstick shaped cigarette lighter is a must have for hitting a night on the town. You'll look smokin' for sure!
$6.99
Amazon
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Whose phone line is it anyway?! This cocaine phone cover is a hilarious way of showing off how much you love coke. If anyone calls, you'll definitely be on the other line. A great phone cover for anyone who clearly needs an intervention! Inappropriate? Probably!
$4.99
Amazon
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This ash tray will be a friendly reminder that lung cancer might just be one more puff away!! Get the smoker in your life a gift they can use on a daily basis. This tray coughs with each cig! Blacken up this lung ashtray one smoke at a time!
$7.97
Amazon
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Cats AND Weed?! Talk about the two most important things in your life! Who needs anyone or anything when you can just have a house filled with cats and a bong filled with weed?! You need to get this shirt in your life right meow!
$28.00
Amazon
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Because the only people who are welcome at your doorstep are those selling Girl Scout cookies! Get straight to the point and keep nosy neighbors, Jehovah's Witnesses, and anyway handing out flyers away with this doormat!
$19.99
Amazon
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If you're going to let your money go up in smoke- might as well be on some good weed! Saving is an important life trait but we all know smoking weed is better. This tin bank will have you saving up money like the good ole' days. Cha-ching!
$8.75
Amazon
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Whether it's time to make a wish or take a smoke, you have the power of fire at your fingertips! With this butane lighter watch, you can sport the hottest timepiece that's ever existed. The days of asking for a lighter are long gone now that you have this smokin' hot watch!
$16.00
Amazon
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Smoking just got super cool with the Mario Monster Plant Pipe! Despite spending countless hours trying to defeat the Piranha Plant while playing Super Mario, you can finally relax and enjoy the beauty of this monster plant one puff at a time. 
$89.95
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Light your cigs with a bang! The pistol cigarette lighter lets you shoot fire- how cool is that? The lighter runs on butane and is small enough to easily fit in your pocket. This is the perfect gift for your gun loving, cig smoking, pyromaniac friends. 
$10.99
Amazon
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If you wanna rock 'n roll all night and party everyday then this is the lighter for you! Get your smoke and your party on with this awesome guitar lighter! This is the perfect lighter for any musician or guitar lover that needs to get their daily Tobacco fix.
$6.84
Amazon
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Irony has never looked so cute (and flammable)! This fire extinguisher lighter includes an LED light and will make setting things on fire super fun. Whether you're lighting a cig or attempting arson- this little lighter will get the job done. 
$3.50
Amazon
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