My Ex Needs This

This is the ultimate door mat for saying goodbye to that one frenemy, ex, in-law, or acquaintance you would rather die than have over for a visit! If they're annoying, rude, bitter, mean, accusing, or just flat out boring then- "Bye Felicia!". 
$34.00
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Sometimes you need a little EX-tra motivation! Breakups are hard but with this book you can change your life around for the better. You can finally get that super hot body you've always wanted and you'll bounce back in no time!
$10.19
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Now you can get revenge on all your enemies without the hassle of voodoo spells and black magic. This Paper Voodoo Pad lets you easily draw in all the pins and needles you desire. Like they say, revenge is a dish best served cold!   
$6.56
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Dating is hard... figuring out what to do with another person is really difficult. The "Dating For Dummies" book will help you overcome an otherwise single and lonely life! Nail the first date and have them texting you for more with the help of this book!
$16.65
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Whether you're in the friendzone, a long distance relationship, or are still waiting for the opposite gender to notice your existence- the girlfriend pillow is there for all those long and lonely nights. This pillow will always have your back- even when no one else does!
$29.95
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Give the gift of Diabetes!! This 5-pound Hershey's Milk Chocolate Candy Bar is Willie Wonka's dream come true! Spoil someone in your life with this sweet gift. Perfect for Valentine's, a break up, birthdays, and any time chocolate is mandatory!
$49.84
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A great book for the person in your life who is super boring! But to be fair, we can't all be interesting people with exciting stories to share and cool things to contribute to a conversation! Help them become a little less bland with this book.
$6.92
Amazon
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After all, men are derived from animals! With many similar characteristics like over eating, being loud, and making messes- this bowl seems fitting. The perfect gift to give if you're looking for a divorce or to sever ties with the male species in general.
$16.85
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Your first thought might be to set your ex's wedding dress on fire, but why not get good use out of it? From a hammock to a curtain- there's so many ways you can turn that ugly dress into something actually useful. It's not like she can still fit in it anyways!
$9.34
Amazon
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The Amco Rub Away Bar removes odors from your hands. If it's been a while since your last date and you have yet to grasp the importance of using deodorant on a regular basis then it might be time to add the Rub Away bar to your daily shower routine! 
$7.50
Amazon
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If you're into the cryptic look and find the human skeletal system to be a top trend in current fashion, then you need to purchase this skeleton bone ring bracelet! The ideal accessory to wear to all those metal shows and horror movies you just can't pass up. 
$19.99
Amazon
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There's no sense in sugar coating it- getting up sucks! Give morning the finger and feel better about yourself with this hilarious coffee mug. It is also the perfect gift for anyone you would love to flip off every single morning!  
$25.16
Amazon
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