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The "Ring For Wine" bell will help notify your butler, husband, boyfriend, relatives, pets, and anyone in the vicinity that you are in desperate need of yet another glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. Darling, fetch me a glass of wine, don't waste any time!
$10.99
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Now in this house right har, we is real classy! If wine is good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for us! These mason jar wine glasses will be perfect for any affair- preferably one outside with some good ol' BBQ and mashed potaters. 
$13.22
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You can avoid carpal tunnel in your old age after years of pouring your favorite soda by investing in the Tote-a-Pop bottle handles! Let's face it- 2 Liters are hard to handle... keep the messes to a minimum and the drinking to a maximum! 
$12.99
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You can keep your floors clean just by walking around with the dust mop slippers! It's a great way to keep your house in clean condition and it even promotes more exercise! If you have allergies, however, it might be another story!
$6.10
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You're the child who never talked back, always had straight A's, helped with housework, and never once acted up. Obviously, your parents were blessed to have an angel like you and there's no doubt you are in fact the favorite child. How did your parents ever get so lucky?!
$15.99
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Forget the fact that you've lived in your house for years and should know how to get around- it's really hard to see at night! Stop running into things and risking another stubbed toe with a pair of bright feet slippers! More midnight snacks!
$19.99
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Store all that random crap you have no idea where you should put! It's not hoarding if you label it... right?! The "Random Crap" tote bag will help you put off having to confront your compulsive hoarding habits. Get organized one tote at a time!
$6.17
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These hedgehog dryers balls are so cute that doing laundry might actually be enjoyable. These dryer balls tumble in the dryer and allow laundry to separate more efficiently. Go ahead and skip the fabric softener- your heart will melt with each wash load.
$6.99
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It's adorable when crazy cat ladies add even more cat decor to their home! This door stopper will remind cat lovers everywhere of the joy it brings to see those fuzzy little paws. Sure, they might be getting ready to claw up your feet but it's all in the name of love!
$12.06
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Avoid having your valuables stolen and sleep easy knowing your expensive things are close. The Privacy Pillow will deter thieves, or at the very least keep your family members out of your personal items. It's also a great place to store a midnight snack!
$29.95
Amazon
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The Quirky is there for when you're tired of risking electrocution just to plug in your laptop. Having to plug in phone chargers and wifi cords- using any other power outlet is just impractical... and with a 4ft extension cord you can finally know what freedom feels like!
$19.98
Amazon
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If you're a wine connoisseur (or an alcoholic) then you need these super cool hand-blown wine glasses. With these wine glasses you can sip your way to a whole new drinking level! Plus, with a few drinks they resemble some sort of intriguing, exotic creature!
$12.99
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