My Mansion Needs This

The "Ring For Wine" bell will help notify your butler, husband, boyfriend, relatives, pets, and anyone in the vicinity that you are in desperate need of yet another glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. Darling, fetch me a glass of wine, don't waste any time!
$10.99
Amazon
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Nothing (not even dinner with your parents) will make you feel like a failed adult than realizing a child has a nicer playhouse than your real house! The Grand Portico Mansion Playhouse is for children everywhere who are in desperate need of their own mini-mansion. 
$11,160.00
Amazon
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Add a bit of nostalgia to your home with these vintage inspired light bulbs. Thomas Edison obviously knew exactly what he was doing design wise when he first invented these... and we're sure his home could have easily graced the cover of House Beautiful. 
$7.63
Amazon
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Turn any room into a private chamber and fly under the radar with all your secret business by installing a hidden bookcase! Whether you're making moonshine or living a double life as an undercover agent-this bookshelf will keep your affairs confidential. 
$3,000.00
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Don’t know where to park your 1965 Mustang? How about in your man cave? And how about turning it into a pool table? This sleek table is crafted from a real mustang, and features working front and rear lights. Now, about naming your pool table; we're thinking "Sally."
$9,995.00
4 Favs
Forgot where you left your driveway? Need a nighttime landing strip for your G-8? CORE Gravel’s got you covered… literally. This permeable, green (environmentally friendly, not the color) landscape alternative is the solution the 1% has been searching for.
$24.00
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Now you can set the world on fire in half the time. This globe fire pit makes campfires and roasting marshmallows an international experience. Hey, we didn’t start the fire. It was always burning, since the world’s been turning. (Or so we’ve heard.) 
$1,490.00
4 Favs
Take your interior decorating to new depths with the aquarium coffee table. Described as “art in motion,” this 3 foot by 3 foot table comes complete with black light, gravel and submersible pump. Just add fish. Your cat might never leave the house again.
$588.60
Amazon
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If you consider napping to be one of your skill sets, you need the Relaxman Relaxation Capsule. The capsule includes a heated water mattress and soothing music for extreme relaxation. It's basically like having your own private Hawaiian island in your bedroom.
$49,999.95
Amazon
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Walking in heels can be exhausting, sitting on one can be relaxing. If you're addicted to shoes then this shoe shaped chair is a necessary addition to your closet. Trying to decide what to wear will be so much easier and glamorous.
$299.99
Amazon
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The antique copper binoculars are ideal if you're into bird watching or pretending you're an admiral sailing the seven seas. They're also perfect for keeping tabs on your neighbors in a classy manner. Full speed ahead, Captain.
$699.99
Amazon
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You have never truly experienced movie night until you watch your favorite movie on a 28x16 screen while lounging in your pool with all your closest buddies. This is a must have if you describe yourself as an outdoorsy movie buff.
$23,127.50
Amazon
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