My Nemesis Needs This

This is the ultimate door mat for saying goodbye to that one frenemy, ex, in-law, or acquaintance you would rather die than have over for a visit! If they're annoying, rude, bitter, mean, accusing, or just flat out boring then- "Bye Felicia!". 
$34.00
ETSY
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Now you can get revenge on all your enemies without the hassle of voodoo spells and black magic. This Paper Voodoo Pad lets you easily draw in all the pins and needles you desire. Like they say, revenge is a dish best served cold!   
$6.56
Amazon
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A great book for the person in your life who is super boring! But to be fair, we can't all be interesting people with exciting stories to share and cool things to contribute to a conversation! Help them become a little less bland with this book.
$6.92
Amazon
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The Rude Puzzler is for the immature high school freshman in all of us! Rated "R" for rude (and super raunchy), this crossword puzzle will test your brain and keep your swear words up-to-date. Who knew being vulgar could help keep your brain so sharp?!
$8.06
Amazon
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Why you gotta be so rude? If you were looking for a sign, this is it! Warn others about the grinch in your life and caution them to not proceed any further by strategically placing the "Rudesville" sign in their home or office!
$14.99
Amazon
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Feng Shui meets the wild west with this cactus sofa designed by Maurizio Galante. A unique piece of furniture, we're pretty sure this is the only time in your life when sitting on a cactus actually sounds like an excellent idea! 
$28,133.00
Houzz
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There's no sense in sugar coating it- getting up sucks! Give morning the finger and feel better about yourself with this hilarious coffee mug. It is also the perfect gift for anyone you would love to flip off every single morning!  
$25.16
Amazon
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For anyone who's gone through a bad breakup. The Ex Knife Holder lets you take out your frustrations every time you cook, or anytime of day. Simply stab return your sharpest knives back to this unique butcher for a sweet release. (Voodoo doll guidebook sold separately.)
$126.26
Amazon
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Can’t be there to deliver the perfect zinger? No worries, the Insult a Day Calendar can make sure your (not-so) loved ones feel your presence every day. The calendar features 365 famous insults and comebacks from comedians, politicians, celebrities and Donald Trump.
$10.89
Amazon
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