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These are the business cards you'll actually want to hand out all the time! Let those around you know just how much they suck on a day to day basis. If they have a problem with it then they can call 1-800-NO1-CARES. Have a nice day moron!
$14.99
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This shirt is un-bear-lievable! For everyone who believes in the Second Amendment and taking things literally... this "Right to Bear Arms" shirt is a closet necessity. Here in America, we might not be the most intelligent country, but we smartest! 
$39.91
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Getting a hole in one is hard, but drinking won't make it any harder! Take your love for alcohol... or club soda... to the golf course and stay hydrated for all 18 holes. This drink caddie stealthily fits inside your golf bag so the golf pro will never know!
$50.29
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The Pillow Remote Control is the kind of invention you've been waiting for your entire life. It's plush and it turns the TV channel- what more could you want? We're still not sure how you sleep on it without turning on every cable system but you'll probably figure it out!
$32.12
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You know what tastes really good? FREEDOM. Display your love for the red, white, and blue with this patriotic apron. Make your 4th of July, neighborhood BBQs, and holidays a little more festive! This apron is a mandatory accessory for dads everywhere.
$19.47
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You're the child who never talked back, always had straight A's, helped with housework, and never once acted up. Obviously, your parents were blessed to have an angel like you and there's no doubt you are in fact the favorite child. How did your parents ever get so lucky?!
$15.99
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Hello Mat, it's nice to meet you! Mat enjoys keeping an eye out on the neighborhood, long walks to the sidewalk, and has an abnormal obsession with shoes- and feet in general. Give your guests a bit of humor with this pun-tastic welcome mat!
$18.00
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If you've ever watched the history channel then you know that UFOs do exist. There's more to our galaxy and we may never know all the life forms in the Milky Way. Detect the aliens in your proximity with the UFO-02 Detector. This device monitors electromagnetic anomalies so you can be prepared to catch ET!
$49.58
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Tired of nobody laughing at your jokes? Of nobody applauding your genius ideas? The Electronic Sound Bites remote will reinforce your amazing sense of humor and ability to charm a crowd. It also includes many other sound effects so you can get super creative!
$3.96
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Anything wrapped in bacon is a godsend! With the bacon bowl you can make bacon ice cream, bacon soup, bacon omelettes... the possibilities are endless! You can pretty much go ahead and toss out all your old bowls, you won't be needing those anymore.
$4.88
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This 32,000 piece puzzle will probably lead you to insanity but at least it was worth it! Weighing in at 42 pounds and measuring over 17ft long, anyone able to complete this puzzle deserves a prize for accomplishing such a feat.
$201.99
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You can't claim to be a true photographer until you're armored and ready to take some shots! This multi-camera harness will show all your clients that you mean business. The harness holds two cameras alongside your hips. Be ready for the picture perfect moment! 
$199.95
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