My Stalker Needs This

With this product you don't have to be a millionaire to have a super cool hidden room behind a bookcase!! With this hidden door hinge system, you can turn any room into a secret getaway. Now you can live out your fantasies of being a secret agent!
$139.95
Amazon
Fav This!
If cannibalism is your diet of choice (or your decorating style is inspired by Morticia Addams) then these salt and pepper shakers will make your dining experience even more enjoyable. It's also a great solution if you're missing a head of the table.
$10.23
Amazon
Fav This!
This isn't remotely terrifying or anything! The Spider Computer Mouse will up your nerd game and you'll never have to worry about anyone snooping on your computer. This mouse lights up colorful, includes an USB connection, and each spider is REAL.... yay nature!
$18.22
Amazon
Fav This!
If you're into stalking and creeping then this hat is a must have addition to your closet! Some of us do it on Facebook, others do it at Chuck E. Cheese... regardless you need this hat to add to your stalker wardrobe! Bring creepy back!
$14.99
Amazon
Fav This!
The perfect shower curtain if you're either obsessed with Psycho or you are a Psycho! This curtain makes it look like there's a shadowy figure in your shower. This product is a great reminder to always check behind your shower curtain for a murderer!
$21.99
Amazon
Fav This!
The perfect light pull for those who have a dark sense of humor and have seen one too many episodes of Criminal Minds. This light pull features Hanging Harry- a man who appears to be a bit hung up on something. Great for Halloween!
$7.99
Amazon
Fav This!
Scare the hell out of everyone with this Peeping Tom prop mask. If you really want to be disowned, check out scarypeeper.com for ideas on how you can use this product to send your family members and friends to therapy for the rest of their lives.
$59.00
Amazon
Fav This!
Why should police officers have all the fun? Your coworkers will never have a good enough alibi in place once you start using this roll of tape. Make every thing a crime scene! Warning- anything you say can be taped against you. 
$5.87
Amazon
Fav This!
Like they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. These cool shades will record any shady business you need to get on camera. From filming pranks to catching cheaters, these sunglasses will keep your motives discreet!
$189.00
Amazon
2 Favs
There’s nothing more creepy than old, loved to death, decapitated doll heads. The maker of this decorative garland even said so. It makes the perfect room accent for the doll fanatic in your life. (Or maybe any fanatic.) The good news; buy two and the second one ships free!
$17.44
Fav This!
Carrying a set of teeth was once reserved for serial killers or the elderly. Now, you can join in the fun. This handmade compact is ideal for making sure you're jaw-droppingly beautiful. (Word to the wise: don’t ask where the “handmade” materials came from.)
$90.00
Fav This!
Wear your love of crime scenes proudly. This 5 foot long, acrylic and spandex scarf will keep you warm while keeping the crowd at a safe distance. Note: everything you say (and wear) can, and will, be held against you in a (fashion) court of law. 
$39.99
Amazon
1 Fav